gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

xekstrin:

literally the perfect man

if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong

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caitlinbrook:

I want to snuggle with all of them

caitlinbrook:

I want to snuggle with all of them

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peterpayne:

Wal-Mart would like to remind all of us that Valentine’s Day is coming.

peterpayne:

Wal-Mart would like to remind all of us that Valentine’s Day is coming.

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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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hijabiswag:

karkats-left-eyeball:

videoweed:

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

should i post this all over my school because damn

its not even “female body parts”
its leg
leg is body part
boy have leg
girl have leg
animal have leg
fish dont have leg
but its okay
because axolotl have leg
is axolotl leg over sexualised
can axolotl not wear shorts
i think axolotl can wear shorts if axolotl wants

the last comment

hijabiswag:

karkats-left-eyeball:

videoweed:

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

should i post this all over my school because damn

its not even “female body parts”

its leg

leg is body part

boy have leg

girl have leg

animal have leg

fish dont have leg

but its okay

because axolotl have leg

is axolotl leg over sexualised

can axolotl not wear shorts

i think axolotl can wear shorts if axolotl wants

the last comment

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mrjwatson:

The Empty Hearse

food-smut:

x

food-smut:

x

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