Five facts about reading:
rumputsantoso: Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist. Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud. Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read. Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life. Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
katsplanet: you’d think i’d be used to this kind of shit by now but neopets never ceases to amaze me
goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
bobdeniros: mystolendoctor: deanvirginiawinchester: askomnomwaffle: kitchikishangout: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: What did Hitler say when someone told him to call an ambulance for Churchill? “Nein nein nein!” I did nazi that coming! Guys Cut out with the Nazi jokes It makes me führerious These jokes are childish, Anne Frankly, not funny. I...
I want to return to tumblr, but I need to catch up on this entire season of Doctor Who before I feel safe enough to tread these waters again.
The Commencement Address
fishingboatproceeds: Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is. My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This raised my expectations, and then he went onto speak for 26 minutes, so I’m just...