May 2013
Five facts about reading:
rumputsantoso:
Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.
Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.
Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.
Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life.
Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
katsplanet:
you’d think i’d be used to this kind of shit by now but neopets never ceases to amaze me
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
bobdeniros:
mystolendoctor:
deanvirginiawinchester:
askomnomwaffle:
kitchikishangout:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
What did Hitler say when someone told him to call an ambulance for Churchill?
“Nein nein nein!”
I did nazi that coming!
Guys Cut out with the Nazi jokes It makes me führerious
These jokes are childish, Anne Frankly, not funny.
I...
I want to return to tumblr, but I need to catch up on this entire season of Doctor Who before I feel safe enough to tread these waters again.
The Commencement Address
fishingboatproceeds:
Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.
My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This raised my expectations, and then he went onto speak for 26 minutes, so I’m just...
April 2013
