October 2010
I have Bookworms: Today in the Potter World,... →
500daysofkissingmypillow:
1492: Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington is executed after accidentally growing a tusk on Lady Grieve.
1981: Lord Voldemort murders James and Lily Potter at Godric’s Hollow and is defeated for the first time when he fails to kill Harry Potter. The First Wizarding War ends.
1991: The first…
What's In Candy Corn?
fakescience:
Bold what is true:
Secrets! 1. I wish my dad was married to my mom… and not his job. 2. I spend more time reading books than I spend time with people. Books are more reliable and they don’t cause as much pain. 3. I wish you could see how much I really do care. 4. I have Attention Deficit Disorder, but my mom doesn’t believe me and thinks I’m just a selfish and irresponsible liar. 5. I wish my mom...
oh and by the way poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth...
– bo burnham (via madswithano)
Met a girl named Macy. Had sex with her all day...